26 Surprising Facts About ATBU Students Exposed

The Abubakar Tafawa Balewa University (ATBU) in Bauchi, Nigeria, has developed a distinct culture and set of traditions that set it apart from other institutions.

Here are some interesting facts about ATBU:

FACTS ABOUT ATBU

1. A lady hardly leaves reading venue without some

guys chasing after her

2. The ugliest lady in ATBU has at least 3 boy

friends, just imagine how many a pretty lady

could play along with

3. It is normal to keep missing IT in ATBU

4. Our questions papers almost looks similar to

newspape

5. It is a tradition that you must fail first test of

every new course

6. ATBU securities behave as if they are mightier

than Field Marshall

7. Aluta ground is the only abode for unserious

folks in ATBU

8. Barhak restaurant remains the most

patronized eatary inATBU

9. If you want to fail GNS woefully, rely on tutorial

questions prepared by Haske photocopy shop

10. Two terms are constant in ATBU 'Muncirosu'

and ' Aruwakake'

11. Majority of those students who eat their

breakfast lunch and dinner in the library

are engineering students

12. MSSN remain the most influencing students'

body in ATBU

13. Only few idiots travel home during Xmas and

Sallah break.

14. If you want to see big boys turning into fire

men is when Babylon caught fire

15. Of course blue-shop is the most popular shop

in ATBU

16. All the big girls in ATBU are shared between

Babylon and Zion.

17. If you want to know the true meaning of life,

live in ATBU's male hostel especially long rooms

18. Doomsday for Balewite is when he is to write

test or exams at Sambisa hall!

19. If a Lady spent beyond 12am at the venue,

check her out she must be 300 level and above

20. Typical Bauchi ladies always walk in group.

21. Dan Fulani is the best photocopy shop in ATBU

22. Average Bauchian will never invite you to their

house

24. Only few honest Balewites tell their parents the

actual registration fee

25. A guy with ride in ATBU is like a semi-god

to those ladies who don't know the meaning of 'self

esteem'

26. If you are not a Balewite, don't make the

mistake of dating ATBU girl our girls are meant

for our boys